Work is sooooooooo bad for your health

Ok, i spend a load of time on the road, and for the last few months i have hardly been in the office or at home. And during that time i have been cough and sniffle free. But the moment i return to work and get to sit in the bullpen with all my germ magnet colleagues, then i immeadiatly collapse into a morass of cold and flu.

Going to work is bad for you, it is a dangerous place to be, its like being back at school and getting every bug and germ doing the rounds. 

Maybe we should take a leaf from the book of the hospitals who are trying to combat infection, and place alcohol gel dispensers in convenient places, so that people dont track every bug we come into contact with onto phones, keyboards, and table surfaces.